25Jun/080
An Embarassing Way to Die
On my way home from work today, I noticed the lady behind me driving somewhat erratically. I assume this was because she was eating an ice cream cone at the time. It's really the perfect food to eat while driving - it has a high potential for falling on your lap, it requires the full use of one hand until it's finished, and if you're licking it like a child, your head is tilted at 45 degrees to the road.
I can only assume this was the reason for her poor driving. It could have been anything. For example: extensive brain damage.