How does one throw out a garbage can? I have this step-pedal contraption I bought for 14 dollars at Wal-Mart, and the fucking thing has never worked properly. But if I put it on the curb on garbage day, they’ll just “empty” it into the garbage truck and then put it back.
The best idea I can come up with is to buy a bigger garbage can, and put the old one inside of it.
Track of the Day: Special – Garbage
I suggest you ask George Carlin for advice on this matter.
Curses! I was sure I had updated this post as someone already messaged me to say some comedian had already made this joke. And I thought I was being so clever